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GrapheneOS Duress at Customs

Just saw this article about someone using GrapheneOS giving the CBP a duress passcode to wipe his phone instead of the real one when demanded by the CBP.

I have thoughts.

Oddly I've never had my phone or devices searched going through customs. I'm paranoid about them wanting to do that so I usually clear all the random junk off my phone before travelling.

Not that I ever have anything on my phone that would get me in trouble of course. :p Just that I don't want customs sifting through my personal shit.

It's absurd and wrong that customs can search through your devices but to me the solution is just not to have anything on there that you don't want them to see. Encrypt all your data securely and upload it to a remote backup service online somewhere. Then when you reach your destination download whatever you need and decrypt it.

It isn't that I don't want customs seeing something naughty. It's that I don't want customs seeing -anything- of mine. Just like I object to customs getting scans of my ding dong with their nudie scanner.

It's not that I really care who sees my ding dong. It's that I don't want customs seeing it, because fuck them.

I don't really have anywhere profound to go with this rant about customs besides saying that customs sucks. So, uh, yeah. That's it. :shrug:


AI says I'm encouraging you to deceive customs. Well no. AI is wrong. I'm encouraging you to use a duress passcode system to deceive anyone and everyone who would incline you to use a duress passcode.

And fuck you AI.


And no AI I'm not fucking adding a comma between "you" and "AI" to make the grammar of my "fuck you" to AI more proper.


And AI, being the little whiny grammar nazi it is, wants to correct that addition also. No.


AI says "grammar nazi" is "tired". Since when is AI a nazi defender? Nazis. Bombs. Dicks and pussy. To hell with you AI.